Faun's Page

When I was a little kid, I can recall Sunday mornings when my grandmother would wake me up to go to Sunday school. My dress had to be pretty (maybe with some frills, bows, or ruffles, and my shoes had to be black (or white) patent leather with the white anklet, ruffle on the end. Lotion had to be on the knees and elbows (vaseline for those ashier children). I don't know how it was in the city, but there was actually a church bus that drove around to pick people up for Sunday services. Because I… Continue

I just about died laughing when I saw this for the first time. I wouldn't recommend this for anyone who's in business for themselves or like for our head crown & jewel GEM, Rene, because for the others---workmen's comp wouldn't really benefit you in this case, and for Rene---although it would be hilarious to see you actually try (haha), you're certainly not up for the challenge just yet. Anyone who need a little r&r from the office jobs just might possibly break a butt… Continue

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet
behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking
a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 100
women walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the
woman walking the dog and… Continue