The Wonderful Madness that is Motherhood

When will I learn. Once again I am bamboozled. I was getting a break from the drama... you know... a little sanity. Once again I get thrown another curb-ball and pulled back in. Sometimes I wonder, "Is this my hell."

Since my last rant my daughter has died (I'm using the death reference on purpose), her hair green, started and stopped a relationship with a boy named Jesus... (not pronounced Hey-suse, I refuse to call him Jesus). I forced my son to urinate in a cup for a drug test and my attempt… Continue

I need a little guidance. I am an advocate for all children. But, how do I tell my son his new girlfriend is toe-up. Not tore-up, but toe-up. I would say nothing at all but he's asking my opinion. And this is not the type of situation a mom can just leave alone. It's not that just that she makes my eyes water, but she has an attitude and she's experienced... You understand what I'm saying... she's clearly been deflowered. This is a train wreck I must pry my son away from.

May I....

Ok so my so… Continue

Well, the time has come for Bianca to face the music... ante-up... pay the piper. Today was judgement and sentencing day for Bianca. Allow me to set the stage... it's been a wild week.

We of course had to get the root-canal. The poor baby had an allergic reaction to some medicine... so we've been back and forth to the doctor and emergency room. But Thank God, all is well. My bank account is suffering from anorexia, but everyone is physically healthy. So now that the playing field is even, so to… Continue

I can't....
It's too much.
So, Earl our lovable all-purpose handy-man came by my work area to check on Bubba. You guys remember Bubba... (the giant black rat that's moved in). Any-who, Earl stopped by to see how Bubba was faring. He noticed the tiny mouse trap he put out for Bubba was missing. So he said: "someone moved the trap." I looked at him in dazed astonishment... I replied, "No Earl, not someone one, it was something. Something moved the trap Earl... And that something was Bubba. He f#$%… Continue

You know I look forward to work. I love my job. I get to meet so many interesting characters. Just last Wednesday I made a new friend at work. His name is "Bubba the Black Rat". Yeah, a lot of my co-workers, (most are among my Facebook Family), have become acquainted with "Bubba". Like Tom who stated on his status line last night that he was on rat patole. Tom was talking about Bubba.

Bubba has sort of moved into my cubicle. He frequents it a lot.
Bubba is a bit of a phenom. He's about as big a… Continue